That boy ain't right

5 Things I'm Good At

1. Making M laugh
2. Making LM laugh
3. Not Worrying
4. Patience
5. Slacking

5 Places I'd Like to Visit

1. Australian Outback, Great Barrier Reef
2. Chichen Itza, Mexico
3. Taj Mahal, India
4. Barcelona, Spain
5. Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

5 Things I Wished I Could Afford Right Now

1. Super high fuel-efficiency car: hybrid is probably not the best we could do, so I'm gunning for natural gas vehicle or maybe gas-powered but extremely light.
2. The ability to work as an actor for that (very) occasional check: it's all up to you, lucky lottery ticket!
3. Bigger house
4. Gym membership (sigh)
5. ...and, as long as we're dreaming, the scratch to get my smile fixed.

Top 5 Board Games (based on satisfying game experience, in no particular order):

1. Bang! (I downloaded several Western soundtracks from iTunes just for an accompaniment to this game)
2. Civilization (My family actually slogged through the novel of rules -- and we actually completed one game over several days -- that's where I get it from)
3. Lord of the Rings: The Confrontation (still the best husband/wife game)
4. Power Grid (Deep, high pressure at every stage, and your initial decisions have far-reaching ramifications. Lovely.)
5. Tikal (Screw your neighbor! Screw your neighbor!)

Oh, fine:
5 Yummy Celebrities I'd Take to Porn Island (or whatever it's called these days, also in no particular order)
1. Hilary Swank
2. Salma Hayek
3. Emma Thompson
4. Marisa Tomei
5. Mira Sorvino

That should do it, I think...