July 27, 2006

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in which people are even crappier employees than me

So I'm in the breakroom, heating up my Healthy Choice semi-tasteless lunch (because I can't afford to eat out every day, and I need to lose weight anyway), where I see some papers laid on top of the trash where I've put my discarded lunch packaging. These papers are just sitting there, unfolded, unmolested, without any attempt to conceal their contents whatsoever.

And what contents they are!

Page One: "lets hit on her after this crap"

Page Two: "I'm gonna be a rebound guy"

Page Three: "Shrubster quality"

It's taking more than I thought not to post these to the company spam list. At a minimum I'm going to post them to FOUND.

Posted by brian at 12:31 AM | Comments (4)