we bring you this message
...to tell you that it is hotter than:
- A Laredo parking lot
- the eyes of Hell
- the Devil's anvil
- a Times Square Rolex
...and my personal favorite,
- Satan's bunghole
At least it's better than being in NYC, DC or Florida. In the last two places I think I would just live all day in the Atlantic. In the first I would get the hell out.
Honestly, I want to beat the living shit out of the next person who thinks climate change is a myth.
That is all.