maybe I could play video of this during releases
Spongebob on the millenium economy.
Choice block quote from "Graveyard Shift":
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward: (tears up the Closed sign) Welcome to the night shift. From now on, the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day.
Squidward: WHAT!? (crowd of people barge in cheering)
Spongebob: Wow. Now we never have to stop working.
Squidward: Mr. Krabs..
Mr. Krabs: See ya in the morning, boys. I can't hang out here all night, I've got a life. (leaves)
Squidward: Mr. Krabs..
Spongebob: Isn't this great Squidward, just you and me together for hours and hours and hours and then the sun'll come up and it'll be tomorrow and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and we'll be covered with grease! (jumps on cash register counter) Are you ready to rock, Squidward?
Squidward: No.
Spongebob: Good! 'Cause we've got customers!
Squidward: (customer walks up to counter; Squidward hands him a baseball bat) Here. Please hit me as hard as you can.
Spongebob: Psst, Squidward. I'm working in the kitchen (laughs) at night.
Squidward: (takes hat off; leans head on counter) Don't hold back.
Spongebob: (cuts to Spongebob in kitchen) Hey Squidward. Guess what, I'm chopping lettuce..at night. (cuts to Spongebob in the bathroom wiping it clean with himself) Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom...at night. (cuts to Spongebob at the grill picking up spatula, misses the spatula and hits the grill; screams) I BURNED MY HAND...at night. (cuts to Spongebob walking on the counter) Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night. night, na-na-na-na-night! NIGHT!