Now, I hope, it's definitive
After a 45-min visit with the pediatric neurologist, we know the following:
There's no autism.
There's no retardation.
There's no deafness.
There are no sensory integration issues.
There are even no delays.
Finally (I hope), this is the end. Other than the fact that he's incredibly willful and is basically a stuntman child, he's just a quote-unquote "normal" boy in every respect.
My son's a goddamn Tiger tank.
He's so much of a tank that he runs around at parties with his pants off, viz:
Just like daddy!