just kill me
There are so many things wrong with this I don't know where to start:
1) "Johannah's birth was especially exciting because it was the first time in eight years the family has had a girl, he said." When you're measuring births by frequency of gender, you've just invented your own Jeff Foxworthy joke.
2) Poor kid just probably fell out of mom one day. Just like in this movie. Her poor uterus is about ready to run away screaming. Either that or they should charge admission for uterine tours as a National Park Service event.
3) "'I have asked Michelle if she wants more and she said yes, if the Lord wants to give us some she will accept them,' he said in a telephone interview." This has really weird overtones of Jesus coming down from on high and doing the impregnating Himself.
4) "The Discovery Health Channel filmed Johannah?s birth and plans to air a show about the family in May." I think my last shred of sanity just curled up and whimpered in the corner.
5) "Jim Bob Duggar, who sells real estate, previously lost his bid for the U.S. Senate. He said he expects to run for the state Senate next year but isn?t ready to make a formal announcement." Just what the world needs. More Bible-thumping intolerant morons. Although if genetics is any indication, one or two of these kids will probably be gay. And who would notice if little Jed is a little too into the hot Ken on Ken action anyway?